What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Bible.. Hm.?

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like religions.

But this is not

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Deuteronomy 17

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?